I would’ve loved to tell you I do birthday parties and corporate functions.
Even combined copywriting and contorting in the office.
(Now that would’ve been a treat.)
Alas, the only maneuvering I do is called yoga.
And hey, if you ask nicely, I’ll show you.
But I’d hate to disappoint. You’ve come all this way.
So here are a few people with some very sneaky moves.
Maybe they’ll bend backwards for you.
Why not get a whole troop? (Contact details included.)