I would’ve loved to tell you I do birthday parties and corporate functions.

Even combined copywriting and contorting in the office.

(Now that would’ve been a treat.)

Alas, the only maneuvering I do is called yoga.

And hey, if you ask nicely, I’ll show you.

But I’d hate to disappoint. You’ve come all this way.

So here are a few people with some very sneaky moves.

Maybe they’ll bend backwards for you.

Why not get a whole troop? (Contact details included.)